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FORCED: negative review, not my cuppa’
I don’t like disliking games. I understand love, time, and life are put into these. But, I don’t like FORCED. I’m not saying it is bad, just not for me. I’ll explain why below.
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Starwhal: Just The Tip micro-review
Kickstart here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2026326625/starwhal-just-the-tip?ref=card Play the demo here: http://www.starwhal.com/demo.html (Unity, no downloads, I played in vanilla IE11) DESCRIPTION: Fly in 2d space and attempt to joust eachother. You have forward, turn left, turn right buttons.
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Dead Rising 3 quick thoughts (spoiler free review)
Just beat Dead Rising 3. It was enjoyable! Didn’t play on Nightmare mode because fuck that. Took about 18 hours to beat the game doing 95% of sidequests (not including challenges). Ran into a
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Unholy Heights is so worth $4
This game… I bought it on a whim ($4 is whim money). I’m so glad I did. The music is the first thing you’ll notice in the start screen. Upbeat, Japanese elevator music. Unfortunately
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Speakeasy Briefs: a Tasty Whale review
I purchased these when I was on a Kickstarter binge. I have no shame in that. After about 10 washes the green and blue pairs have held their color well. The teeth on the
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Poo~Pourri does cover up the scent of shit
That may not be my proudest article title yet, but it is honest. If you haven’t seen it, Poo~Pourri (yes, that is a tilde) is a non-aerosol spritz that claims to “Leave the toilet
Read More »This is the End review
What’s worse than going to a party with a bunch of people you hate? Being stuck with those people as the Apocalypse rages outside. The latest movie to tackle the end of the world
Read More »The Hangover Part III review
Is it really The Hangover when there’s no hangover in the story? In the latest chapter in the Hangover saga, they ditch the “piece together what happened last night” plot device and replace it
Read More »Star Trek: Into Darkness review
I should say that it was very difficult to not start this off with “to boldly go where no one has gone before”, but I suppose that in a way I did just that
Read More »The Great Gatsby review
And the award for “Most Pointless Use of 3D” in 2013 goes to “The Great Gatsby”! I’m sorry that’s a terrible way to begin a review but I had to get it out of
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