Pinny-Arcade: This whale has questions

UPDATE: Gabe made two posts about this. There will be lots of pins.http://www.penny-arcade.com/2013/08/09/pinny-arcade-pax-prime-part-1 http://www.penny-arcade.com/2013/08/12/pinny-arcade-pax-prime-part-2 During this post I may talk in the 1st person too much, I may answer my own question, AND I