http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/tix/3009493237.html
But being craigslist, there is a catch.
That catch is creepy guy. But at least he isn’t sexist…
Rodger found this; I pilfered it.
Full text below, in case it gets removed:
Free Pax ticket to whoever wants to go with me (Seattle)
Date: 2012-05-11, 9:43AM PDT
Hello,
I bought 2 PAX tickets but I have no friends to go with. I am hoping to go with someone who will come with.
Requirements: You must stay with me during the event You must have a C cup minimum (guy or girl, i don’t care) Don’t be horrendously unattractive. … Please don’t leave me at the event.Send pictures of yourself or else no response.
Thanks, James Lao